For my kids.

PROMISE TO MY KIDS:
I will stalk you, freak out on you, lecture you, drive you crazy, be your nightmare, embarrass you in front of your friends, and hunt you down like a bloodhound until the day you understand why I do it. Then I'll know you're a responsible adult. All because I love you. You will never find someone who loves and cares about you more than us.
YOUR MOM